More disturbing things to tell other people

I woke up the other day, got out of bed in a rush and shut off the alarm. I stood bare naked for a moment or two then went to the bathroom for a quick cold shower.
I looked myself in the mirror to check whether the dark circles under my eyes had gotten even darker, then said the following bit out aloud to my own reflection:
“Hitler in a Boy-Band”.

Later that day I decided that, if I’m ever to come up with a computer Font, any kind of Font at all, I’ll call it Hitler in a Boy-Band for no specific reason whatsoever other than, it sure sounds like the name of a computer Font.