My ode to yesteryear

Thursday, November 17, 2011.
9:15am EST. Right now on my MSN Messenger contact list:

Ten persons online, seven of whom are girls: Five of whom I've slept with and the other two I swear on a stack of bibles I really, really, really tried to take home on any given Friday or Saturday night but they were just too mean to begin with.

Ahhh for the days of yore, right?

Hehh. I can't go home again but heck if I can't brag a little.