And T.S. Elliot was never into comic books anyhow

August is the cruelest month, bringing in
Exclusive action figures from the San Diego Comic-Con, arriving
The same day as Cybill’s birthday, teaming up
With my own mother’s birthday too.
Then Father’s Day, quenching
The dying embers of my paycheck etc, etc etc.

I will show you fear on my credit card bill.