Flu season semantics
As autumn becomes winter in the Southern hemisphere, the air dries up and our collective nasal mucus cakes down: It’s the start-gun for the doorway to the influenza virus to open, with the main event in this pill-popping Orthomyxoviridae Office Olympics being the all-out virion round-robin, played strictly indoors in these fancy airtight 21st-century Corporate high-rises where the hazmat baton is passed from cog to cough, then from cough to cog, swirling around and about the climate-controlled ether of the fiber-optics carpeted sprawl then in & out & through the water bags in suits & ties...
It’s the same thing, really, year in and year out.
With me it always begins with a sore throat: Whenever my throat dries up and starts to hurt, and we haven’t really seen the rain in weeks, damn if it isn’t a cold coming...
And hey, it’s arrived or what…
Now my question it’s a bit academic. As in scientific.
For instance, the cold-weather flu outbreak is like a minor epidemic, right? I mean, it’s epidemic because it affects a given population hitherto unaffected and is transmitted within this population, etc… but considering every autumn-winter we all get this lousy at the office with out red eyes and sore throats and dripping noses and so on- I mean, isn’t cold-season flu sort of endemic to the really-big metropolises in this day & age?
I mean, God, it’s a given you’re coming up with the flu too whenever the people sitting around you begin sneezing…
It’s the same thing, really, year in and year out.
With me it always begins with a sore throat: Whenever my throat dries up and starts to hurt, and we haven’t really seen the rain in weeks, damn if it isn’t a cold coming...
And hey, it’s arrived or what…
Now my question it’s a bit academic. As in scientific.
For instance, the cold-weather flu outbreak is like a minor epidemic, right? I mean, it’s epidemic because it affects a given population hitherto unaffected and is transmitted within this population, etc… but considering every autumn-winter we all get this lousy at the office with out red eyes and sore throats and dripping noses and so on- I mean, isn’t cold-season flu sort of endemic to the really-big metropolises in this day & age?
I mean, God, it’s a given you’re coming up with the flu too whenever the people sitting around you begin sneezing…
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