Apropos of Count Dracula, how’s this for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen anyway?

Back when they were younger, Bram Stoker and Oscar Wilde both competed for the hand of the same woman into marriage. The Victorian one-hit-wonder-to-be eventually bested the fin-de-siècle sod*mite and took the girl home much to, well, nobody’s chagrin I suppose.

True story.