The "I shall become a bat" post
Know who´s cool?
Batman is cool: Guy brings home a Phantom F-4 jet fighter and customizes it so that its wings now have scalloped edges just like a bat´s, then paints it dark blue and parks it beneath his mansion, just because.
Best part about being a playboy billionaire- and single- is all the Cold War surplus you get to buy with the fortune you would be squandering away on kitchenware for the missus instead.
…And that´s why I´m not getting married, you know? Because of Batman; Batman told me not to. “You´re just a billion dollars short of becoming a playboy billionaire, chum,” he said. “Then you too shall become a bat”.
Batman is cool: Guy brings home a Phantom F-4 jet fighter and customizes it so that its wings now have scalloped edges just like a bat´s, then paints it dark blue and parks it beneath his mansion, just because.
Best part about being a playboy billionaire- and single- is all the Cold War surplus you get to buy with the fortune you would be squandering away on kitchenware for the missus instead.
…And that´s why I´m not getting married, you know? Because of Batman; Batman told me not to. “You´re just a billion dollars short of becoming a playboy billionaire, chum,” he said. “Then you too shall become a bat”.
posted by 186282mps at 10:09 AM
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