You know you´re straight when...

I was watching TV last night and Sex and the City was on HBO (the movie, not the series). I sat through the entire movie even though I didn´t get like 2/3 of the jokes. “I think I´m supposed to laugh on this one,” I´d often think as someone crapped her pants, and someone else just wouldn´t go back to her cheating husband out of sheer spite.

I liked the bit with the sushi, though.